Moo on a plate

A modern day hamburglar?!
(Note: don't miss some of the added links and photos found by clicking on some of the colored words, for example, "hamburglar" above.)
My hat goes off to Kate Stelnick of TCNJ and Princeton, NJ for conquering the oft' challenged, but never before defeated, 11-pound burger at Dennys in PA. More incredibly, Kate is less than 115 lbs herself and not a professional eater. Unfortunatly, I missed her on Good Morning America and The Tony Danza show, but she now says that she is in love with the Danza. For more on the one who cows must now fear: click 'dis.
For a blast of "Who's the Boss?", the real Tony Danza show, put this in your pipe and smoke it.
For a good resource on competitive eating: eat this.
By the way, I am sad that I missed National Pie Day yesterday, which is certified by the National Pie Council. NEVER AGAIN!
Kate's feat is further evidence for the belt theory, which postulates that skinny people are able to dominate eating competitions because they do not have any fat constricting the expansion of their ballooning stomaches. Just look at the King, Kobayashi ,compared to Badlands Booker. Booker is like 4 of Kobayashi, but the Jap chap still destroys him. Ditto with the "Black Widow," a 100 lb woman who won Philly's Wing Bowl last year. I will keep this in mind and try to stay trim over the next few years, in case I decide to enter the pro eating circuit. Lastly, could Stacy become the next competitive eating sensation?! Probably.







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