Clear out the college diploma frames, I have a new degree!!! I'm ready to assume my role in Santa's sweatshop. To try to earn your own, I suggest visiting elf school, which is part of Santa's village at http://www.claus.com/index.php. Maybe this will help keep me on Santa's good side. He gave me the middle finger in Portland, so I'm not expecting much in my stocking. No kidding, on Saturday night, a trolley car went by filled with the fat men in red suits, and so I waved, but then one of them produced his middle finger. Maybe he didn't recognize me?