Wednesday, March 30, 2005

baak baak


I've been bloody busy. Check out the subservient chicken website. Type in any command for the chicken and he will comply. It may well prove jolly entertaining. http://www.subservientchicken.com/

Wednesday, March 23, 2005


Have a happy Easter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (or else Mr. Bunny gets angry...)

yawn

Recording my last few runs, as my watch memory is full. No time for further commentary, as I a bit short on time at the moment. By the way, I will be leaving for London tomorrow for the weekend. Yeehaa. Cheerio.

Tuesday, 3/22/05.

Tough Workout.

3 mile warmup

4:59.0 mile, (1:32 rest), 10:10.0 2 mile, 1:41 rest, 5:00.0 mile, (1:48 rest), 2:24 800, (1:49 rest), 2:24 800, (1:58 rest), 65.5 400m, (1:54 rest), 63.7 400m

19min cooldown, 2.5 miles

Monday
1 hour decent pace, sore calf muscles. 9 miles, Radnor Trail. Finance exam.

Weekly Total: I believe around 77.

Sunday 1 hour 31 minutes, not bad run, 14 miles? Went around Willows. Worked all day. Bleh.

Saturday: Race. See below. 5K warmup. Bad sign that it took me like 25 min to jog course as warmup. Raced 15:05 5K. Cooled down like 4 miles.

Friday: 47 min, 7 miles. Pre race stuff.

Sunday, March 20, 2005


Always big comp., here is Broe getting the better of me at another little test of speed.

Saturday, March 19, 2005

Flash Results

Tim Broe won my local road race today (Photo above is him leading the Olympics last summer). It was a little disconcerting when I saw him appear on my shoulder after a mile. This guy was a total ringer--beating out local guys for like $100. Go back to Athens, freak. Anyway, I won my age group (translation: finished out of the money), by running a 15:05 5K on the windy, sometimes hilly course in Haddonfield NJ. Todd Williams (US 15k record holder) was also there, but only jogged. Karl Savage (Zap Fitness?) came in 2nd, followed by Mike (Bryn Mawr), a PTC guy, Ross (Bryn Mawr), and me. Bob Kennedy, my hero during adolescence, shot the gun to commence the footrace. I felt a bit flat and not much like racing, but did all right. Bryn Mawr paid the way and encouraged us to run, so I did. We handily won the team competition. Further updates to come later.

Thursday, March 17, 2005

It's beginning to look a lot like St. Patty's day...


It's the most wonderful time of the year! I really wanted to squeeze in a blog entry today, mainly to have an excuse to put up some spicy leprechaun shots, including a controversial man mauling. For an extensive leprechaun resource page, check out the following: http://www.lepconnie.com/. It's akin to finding that pot o' gold at the end of the cyber-rainbow.
By the by, did you know that the Warwick Davis was the one and only brilliant actor who played the leprechaun, Willow and an Ewok? Talk about big time star!

Also, I'm pleased to plug Edmundo Zysik's new blog. Get inside Ed's giant head and have a gander. Perhaps compare it to David "I never update" Dean's little place he calls home(page).

Now, I must return to my workload, which has become as obese as American society.

Ho ho ho, merry St. Patty's day!


St. Patrick is coming to town! Hope you've been good! Don't bother with milk and cookies, he prefers ale and lucky charms.

Naughty or nice?


Must've been naughty. Patrick doesn't like that. Overheard on the scene: "They're always after me lucky charms!"

with a nick nack pattie wack

Top o' the mornin' to yee. Happy St. Pattie's day. I bought a pack of Peppermint Patties to celebrate. I happen to be a touch Irish meself, jealous?
Don't feel bad, if you need an ego boost, check out: http://www.it.dev.duke.edu/tmp/I_Like_You.swf, link courtesty of JB Bell.

What's been going on:

Thurs., 3.17.05
64 min, 10 hefty miles. A bloody fine example of physcial fitness. I proceeded down the Radnor Trail. Although this is macadem, I run along the gravel side. A few pushups and a spot of stretching completed the experience. Woke up relatively early, but I monkeyed around with my NCAA brackets instead of pushing out the door right away.

I made grasps at productivity at my place today, but the Congressional 'Roids hearing and the advent of Basketball Madness distracted much. A plethora of labor looms over the next week, until I hop the pond over to London.

It was tough to watch Big Mac and company testify, or pretend to do so. I actually felt bad for Big Mac, and remember fondly his home run chace back in the day. During the hearing, he appeared weak and unhelpful. Canseco is a snake, but gotta believe him more than the other "superstar" juiced jokers.

Miercoles, 3.16.05
21 min, 3 mile warmup
21:18, 4 miles on the track. Equates to 5:19 per mile. I stepped inside lane 1 onto the turf during most straight-aways. Windy weather, split evenly, felt fine.
6 min--8X100 m grass strides, some rest
14 min, 2 mile cool down. Total for day: 10 miles. I kept the workout relatively light today because I have an exam tonight and already feel a little depleted. Also I am doing a fairly competitive road race this weekend.
Glad to finish my Economics of Strategy Examination. The short essay test went well, I believe.

Toos day, 3.15.05
AM: 50 min, 7ish miles. Easy recovery day stroll. I must've forgotten where to run around here, because I just did loops around the neighborhood and ran back and forth on the tiny trail across from the Hill School. Legs still sore, so want to let some more microtears heal.
PM: 34min, 5 miles. Ran loops around "Clem Macone Memorial Park," a tiny spot a stride or two down the road. Grass felt nice. Out for a 2nd run after the noon. Did plenty of work this day--bleh. Total: 12 miles.

Moanday, 3.14.05
91 min long run 'round Charm City, about 14 miles. Felt decent, kept pace fine. Stepped up and about Dru Hill, as normal. The memorable moment of the run was when a lady's mammonth canine beast ran right at me, colliding with my crouch and upending me. I kinda laughed it off, but it was gross, since my crotch was moistened (by the dogger). Drove back to Villanova, where my Finance teacher let me down by not delaying our midterm scheduled for next week. We missed the last class due to snow, and I was hoping for a bit more breathing room. Alas, alas.

Weekly Total: 75 miles. This was a decent week, although the workouts were a little unconventional. I'm using the road races to get used to competition a little bit, without getting too serious. Unless you count having some serious fun! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA?

Sunnyday, 3.13.05
St. Patrick's Day Race Extravaganza!
Today was the annual St.Pattie's day celebration in Charm City. The race was only a 5 min jog from Stacy's apartment, so I had to do it. The beginning of the course rockets down Charles St., then loops around the harbor on Key Highway, prior to terminating by ESPN Zone in Inner Harbor. The race was just before a large parade, and runs along the same route. There were many more spectators than normal for road races, and it stroked my fragile ego to hear them cheer me on. Hip hip hooray! Weather was nice for the race, around 40 degrees with the sun peeping out. A couple Bryn Mawr guys, Inside Track guys from Lancaster, and the Kenyan showed up, among others. Even with competition, I decided to stick with my plan of pushing the early pace. I led, with Richard the Kenyan drafting off me for the first mile in 4:23-4. This was way fast, and I gave myself a rather unpleasant blister (the pace was that hottt). I relaxed a little after the mile split, and Richard and Dave Berdan opened a little on me by mile 2. Berdan is a decent runner, a petite, curly-haired, multiple All-American midget from Etown College (D3). He kept looking back and I might've had a shot at him, but I think I blinked and lost my eye of the tiger. Anyway... I passed 2 miles in 9:16, which is what I was at when I last PR'ed in the 5K. The last mile I slowed significantly, as nobody was in sight behind me, so I cruised it in for 3rd place in 14:55. Not a smoking time, but still one of my better 5K's (3rd all time, top road time).
I cooled down with Greg Cauller, Berdan, and Justin McCarthy. Justin, from St. Joe's, came down for the race and even painted is hair green. Crazy son of a gun, eh? I used to run a lot with Greg in my younger years, and it was a pleasure to say "Whazzzzzzzup?"
Post-race festivities were fairly good, and I walked off with an entire case of Aquafina water, which I then had to carry back to Stacy's Apartment, 1.5 miles away. This was quite an endeavor, but macho man that I am, I persevered.
We checked out the St. Pattie's parade in the drunk Irish section of the city. All the lil' girls getting jiggy with it in the parade were fun, as were the dudes in skirts with pipes. I would've preferred more leapin' leprechauns, however.
The day involved multiple warmups and cooldowns. My approximate total mileage for raceday is: 9.5 miles.

Saturday, 3.12.05
50 min, 7+ miles easy. Ran relaxed over the course and then some to preview for tomorrow. Felt fine, although my arms are still sore from lifting last Wed.

Friday, 3.11.05
21 min warmup, 3 miles.
20 min fartlek, 2X (3 on, 2 off, 2 on, 1 off, 1 on, 1 off), then some strides.
20 min cool down, 3 miles. Total= 10 miles.

Thursday, 3.10.05
61 min, 9+ miles. Ran ever so early, before going to work for Alan one last day this week. I worked 10-4:30, and it wasn't so bad. I compiled a dandy little accounting package for our international clients. I won't divulge too much more, however, so I don't get fired, like THESE CHUMPS. Apparently, blogging can be a turn-off to some employers. Gor, blimey.

Alley OOOOOPs


I'm totally psychic. To see the future of NCAA basketball, click on the shot above.

Sunday, March 13, 2005


Kibiwot is my new arch-rival. The 2:10 marathoner has taken money out of my pocket the last 2 weekends. I ran a 14:55 5K on 3/13 at a big bad Baltimore race for 3rd overall, and 100 dollar bills. Will add more details later. Full Results found hither: http://www.charmcityrun.com/eventResults.cfm?eventID=263.

Wednesday, March 09, 2005

Rabid Baird


WOOF? This dog may or may not be rabid. In any event, he is a cheeky devil. Did you know that "rabid" is an anagram for "Baird"? Pretty spiff.
For more special anagrams, check out: http://www.wordsmith.org/anagram/. But beware, you may just blow your mind.

Here's a list of my favorite 10 anagrams for "Baird's Blog."
10. SIR BAD BLOG-- at least the "sir" provides some dignity.
9. RAD BIG SLOB-- is this a verbal self-portrait?
8. BIG ROD SLAB-- ditto.
7. RABID GLOBS-- a description of the writing style.
6. RID GAS BLOB-- pardon me, and my potty humor.
5. RABBI GOLDS-- coincidently, the name of my Blog's Jewish cousin
4. DRAGS BILBO-- a nice Lord of the Rings reference, as aluring as Gandalf's silky white beard.
3. IS BOLD BRAG-- zinger! you got me!
2. BIG OLD BRAS-- ha ha, hot, ( or not?), (runner-up in this category- "Dig Bra Lobs")
and (drumroll...)
1. I BLOG RAD BS- yes, I officially admit it. Perhaps this can be my new slogan?

can I get a what what?

HELLOOOOOOOOOOO, anyone still out there?
I have neglected my blogging duties lately, but I have been so busy it boggles the brain.
Here is a blitzing run-down of the last week and a half. I endeavor for punctuality in all future blog posting events. By the way, this is the loooooongest blog post in history, enjoy.

Wednesday, 3.9.2005
Workout wrap-up:
Yesterday, Old Man Winter showed his busted face again and pitilessly poured forth further white stuff. This made my workout more difficult today, because the road I would use is covered in ice. I ran over to "Historic Coventryville" (there's a sign and everything) and ran repeats on a small road paralelling Rt. 100. It tooke about 3 min to traverse the entire span, which is likely a little less than 1K. Frisking winds and biting cold challenged my honor. First 5 were uninspired, heart rate (HR)remained in the 170s. Second 5 better, HR in the 180s+, loosened up. Got good sleep last night, but achilles remains sore.
Workout by the digits:
21 min warmup, about 3 miles.
10 X 3 min hard, 1 min easy. (approximately 7 miles)
21 min cooldown, about 3 miles.
Workout total: 13 miles
Also did Pilates and lifted weights following a scrumptious supper.
I conversed with Rabdt at Fred Beans Ford today, who insists (again) that my car registration is on the way. Those jokers were nice, but I expected more superior service. I will also receive a new license plate, what's up with that?
I spoke with a woman at the Templeton Foundation about summer internship opportunities. I have a phone interview on Monday. I have been too busy to do much work on the forefront here, but did submit an application to Wall-Mart and heard back from them. Unfortunately, it's spelled "Wal-Mart", with one "l". Alas, alas.
Smokey, the feral stray cat, is now living free in our house. He follows Rudy, our domesticated feline around, although remains afraid of us. Perhaps soon I will be able to pet him all day long.

Tuesday 3.8.05
AM: 41min, 6 miles or so at 5:50am. Had to get run in way early before going to work, in the rain. So... that's what the sunrise is like in March? Brrr. Yawn.
PM: 39min, more like 5.5 miles. Got in the 2nd half of my day's mileage in after work, around 7pm. Quite very hungry and tired. Felt like falling asleep during run. I vaulted over the potholes, concealed in the night's darkness. I was able to hop in the warm whirlpool after dinner, which is quite a luxury. Reminds me of the Cloister days, when I would often join my friends in the outdoor hot-tub for a post-dinner soak.
I worked in Philly today at Alan's law office. Alan, however, was in Liechtenstein on business, so it was a chill day. There is a new legal assistant there, Jim, who seems to be a fine chap. I wasted much time searching for some notes of Alan's and did a few other tasks. Commuting from my parents' home was a long haul, almost 2 hours each way. Alan if I could go the whole week, but I will only go in twice. I will earn money the old fashioned way--by working, not winning (until this weekend). By the way, I negotiated a pay hike prior to coming in this week.

Monday, 3.7.05
In Baltimore, aka Charm City. Ran a Century (100 minutes) or somewhere between 14.5 and 15 miles. Oh the weather was so delightful, it was in the upper 60's. Mother Nature is my dawg.
Achilles and my corporeal self in general remained sore, so I didn't fly on today's jaunt. Ran up and about Druid Hill Park.

Weekly mileage: 72.5 miles. My mileage was a tad lower than I desired this week. Without a long run, a Midterm, and GA work out the whazoo, I will take it.
Stacy's yearly mileage: 2.25 miles. Maybe I'll try to get her to jog again come September.

Sunday, 3.6.05
Race Report
I was suckered into driving down to Salisbury, MD for a 5 mile road race. The Course Record was previously 25:42, and if I won I was looking at a sweet $450 purse. So, I arose well before the sun peeked his wuss head up, around 4:35 AM at Stacy's apartment. I hopped in my trusty vehicle and drove 112 miles to Salisbury State University, geographically located on Maryland's Eastern Shore. The dj was pumping catchy tunes, and local road jogger clowns were out listening to a motivational speaker lead them in a group warmup. I was licking my chops, thinking I would clean up. Then, 15 min prior to commencing the race, I saw the Kenyan decked out in Fila gear show up. Maybe it was a fake Kenyan? (Nope... bummer.) Then, at the starting line, a few other serious road whores showed up, who I recognized and had even recently performed well at US cross nationals. Oh well, I was in for more than I bargained for.
First mile went out in about 4:43, with a pack of about 6 of us. The marathon fool who I beat at Ambler 2 weeks ago was leading the way. Course was mostly flat, though slightly downhill in the beginning and uphill towards the end. A fair amount of turns also slowed it down. There was some wind, and the temperature was in the upper 30's. The Kenyan and Mark Stallings took off shortly before the 2 mile mark, which I passed in approximately 9:33. By 3 miles, a MD runner had gapped me, and I had gapped everyone else. I passed 3 in the 14:40s and 4 miles in 19:45. I finished the uphill finish strong, and crossed the line in an official time of 24:50 (I had 24:48 on my watch). After my morning odessey, I crossed the line in 4th, one place out of the money. D'oh. In pursuing the money, I did get a PR and enjoyed myself, which reminded me why I do this silly sport anyway.
RACE RESULTS? CLICK HERE
I cooled down and chatted with Stallings and Sandercock, both former Bryn Mawr runners, still running strong, though weird dudes. I won my age group (joy), and got a pewter plate. Yeehaa.
I was more excited to fill my backpack with the free food and gatorade at the post race festivities. The goodie bag and foodstuffs that I hoarded out of there were glorious. Simply glorious.
Had a long drive home, but felt good to have the pressure off. Worked on research activities and pushed Stacy out the door for a few shake out miles later.
20:15 warmup (3.25mi).
24:50 (5mi) race.
27.5min cooldown (4.25mi)
21.5 (2+)Slow stroll with Stacy around the rugged streets of Charm City.
Today's total mileage: 14.5 miles

Saturday 3.5.05
41 min, easy 6 miles, pre-race. Ran around home prior to driving down to Baltimore. Stacy and I went to another Med School function--talent show. I am feeling like a med school groupie these days.

Friday 3.4.05
64min, around Bryn Mawr. 20 min warmup. 10X1 min hard, 1 min easy mini-fartlek. 24 min cooldown. A solid 10+ mile effort. Wanted to get in something today, though it won't take much out of me before I run for the money on Sunday. Drove back home to visit with family, especially Karin and Greg, who don't make it home very often.

Thursday 3.3.05
This was a long and emotionally exhausting day.
Woke up around 6:30am and shuffled through 62min, or 9-9.5 miles on the roads around home. My grandmother died last Friday and my family travelled to Lancaster for her funeral services. (for the obituary: Click Here). She was quite a lady, with a good sense of humor and anchored in her spirituality. She had pre-planned her entire service, including hymns, passages, and sermon topic. I was honored that she requested me to read Psalm 103. It was difficult to do, because of the emotions of the event, but I managed. We all try to be happy for her, finally home with the Lord, but this is difficult to do, because we all miss her.
Inappropriate comment of the day: My cousin remarked that the service looked like a scene from "The Witches," because of all the old ladies in attendence. (In this book/movie there is a witches convention, where there is a roomfull of old ladies plotting about eating kids, etc.).
I drove back to Bryn Mawr after a long day and made it (a little late) to my Euro class.

The day of Wednes 3.2.05
21 min warmup. Snow outside, so had to do workout in the neighborhoods, where I have a hilly mile marked, with a .3 mile rest back to beginning.
5X mile: 4.59, 2:25rest, 4:58, 2:32 rest , 4:55, 2:21rest, 4:54, 2:33rest, 4:53, 2:07rest.
This was a very solid workout. I liberated myself from the HR monitor, and just tried to go at a good, hard pace, also letting the rests be a little longer. Progressively got faster as I loosened up a little.
22 min cool down. Total miles: 12.5
Managed to lose my car in the parking lot and spent a good 20 min walking back and forth looking for it, in pounding wind and snow. Also, a Nova b-ball game let out, pouring forth many fans into the madness. Quite frustrating. Finally, I found my car--oh wait, that's just one that looks exactly like it. This occurred twice before my car showed itself in the middle of everything. Perhaps it fell temporarily into a black hole? I will listen for it here: http://www.black-hole.nl/

Tuesday 3.1.05
61.5 min. 9 miles, around zee neighborhood. Ran into Bob Schwelm, owner of the Bryn Mawr Running Co. and ran with him for half the run. He is easy to talk with, and made run go by easier. He has a radical canine who accompanied us. The dog is a hungarian hunting dog, and needs at least 2 hours of exercise a day. I am interested in procuring a similar beast someday. Delayed workout until tomorrow, we got much snow yesterday (March=in like a lion...grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr). Spent much time prepping for an exam tonight in Managerial Accounting. It went all right, but I would prepare differently if I had another opportunity. Our bonus question: Who is portrayed on the dime? (Answer: FDR!)

Monday 2.28.05
75 min, 11.5 miles or so. Ran up and about Haverford, if my recollection serves me correctly. The nature trail was still iced over, but what the heck, right? I slipped along it's 2.3 mile radius. Later in the afternoon, the clouds defecated a fat load more on my surroundings, making future soft surfaces all but impossible. Went into work, even though Villanova officially closed for the day (they even turned many lights off in my building--thanks, much appreciated). My research for Jonathan was killing me at the time, and I was also prepping for tomorrow exam. So, why, I ask, did there have to be a 2 hour celebrity Fear Factor that night starring Omarosa? I watched these butt faces perform for my amusement.

Weekly Total: 82 miles. A good week of training, with 3 workouts. Going to use some upcoming road races to transition into track.

Sunday, 2.27.05
1hour41 minutes, 15 miles up and about Dru Hill Park, including the frisbee golf course. This was a decent run, as I recall. Nothing spectacular, but decently solid. Drove home tonight to avoid an impending Armageddon-the-sky-is-falling-snowstorm.

Saturday, 2.26.05
21 min warmup. Squeezed in a 3rd workout this week. Damn, I'm studly. Ran up to the Baltimore reservoir at Dru Hill. Some kindly citizens have marked distances around the reservoir, and I decided to do half mile repeats. As you can see by times below, either I'm in crazy mad awesome shape, or the distance was short (it is the latter). I stuck with it, however, because it seemed about right. One end was right under a giant sweet statue of William Wallace, who inspired me through the intervals. I did 12 X approximately 800m, with quite short rest. My HR was in 180s, and would get down to 140s before I would go again. It was very windy, which accounts for much of the discrepancy in times (I would run one direction, rest, then run back).
By the digits:
2:12, (40 rest), 2:09, (38 rest), 2:17, (39 rest), 2:05, (38 rest), 2:18, (39 rest), 2:09, (39 rest), 2:17, (38 rest), 2:08, (40 rest), 2:15, (39 rest), 2:10, (39 rest), 2:12, (40 rest), 2:06
21.5min cooldown. Total miles: 12.5

Later that evening, Stacy and I went to "Monte Carlo" night at the med school, where I pimped my suit and we got $25,000 in casino chips. There was a makeshift casino set up, with many of the tables run by professors. We rocked the blackjack table, where I started off very Hot (with a capitol "H"), winning big bucks 5 out of 6 hands. Then, still attempting to high roll, I lost all my money in the next 5 hands. Brrrr... I was as cold as a cat trapped outside on a winter's eve. We went to the roulette table, where using Stacy's remainig chips, we conservatively won back my money. Lastly, we headed to craps, where the dealers ended up to be quite corrupt, and gave us many more tickets for the prize raffle than our measly chips were worth. We didn't win any prizes tonight, but it was a fun event, with much flowing food and beverage.

Friday, 2.25.05
1 hour, 9 miles. I did a fine run around Bryn Mawr. Wrapped a few things up and drove down to Baltimore.

Sunday, March 06, 2005


Find out what's on my mind... Coming soon